Episodes

Monday Jul 21, 2025
Monday Jul 21, 2025
This week, we let Chris name the episode in return for him leading a conversation about player loyalty and the pursuit of success. We also dive in Round 19, get visited by the Spirit of Cassie, predict Collingwood's future, and drink juice from a coconut. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

Tuesday Jul 15, 2025
Tuesday Jul 15, 2025
This week, we are joined by international superstar, the coach of the Des Moines Roosters and host of Donnie's Disposals, the wonderful Donnie Hess, to discuss the ins and outs of being an AFL fan in America. We also discuss the ups and downs of the round, Clarky messages the anti-social behaviour line, Chris goes boomer, and Jesse gets locked in a room.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypodAnd be sure to check out Donnie's Disposals on Youtube and podcast platforms

Monday Jul 07, 2025
Monday Jul 07, 2025
This week, we've had enough of these bizarre game schedules and decided to put our heads together to work out the best times for each game to be played over the weekend. We also delve into the ups and downs from the past round, from Roos having a sook and Matt Kennedy's rise, to cleaning up umpires and basic maths.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

Monday Jun 30, 2025
Monday Jun 30, 2025
This week, we celebrate the end of the byes by complaining about longstanding AFL traditions such as banners, team songs, and fun in general. We also look into the big stories of the round, from West Coast putting in a great effort and Bont's 250th, to cheap AFL records and Tom Lynch just being the worst.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

Monday Jun 23, 2025
Monday Jun 23, 2025
This week, we have the end of the bye rounds in sight and vent about how they ruin the season and what we would do to make them more palatable. We also delve into the big footy news, from Cassie returning to gloat about a Freo win and Chris' defence of Vossie, to Clarky being let down by the Suns (again) and Jesse exploring new forms of legal currency.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

Monday Jun 16, 2025
Monday Jun 16, 2025
This week, Clarky is riding high on Kozzie's contract extension, but Jesse and Chris are quick to bring him back down to earth by reviewing other recent long contracts. We also discuss the highs and lows of yet another bye-round, from Brisbane's inaccuracy and the rise of Cadman to Port's song and a whole lot of doodles.Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @falconfootypod

Monday Jun 09, 2025
Monday Jun 09, 2025
This week, we devise a plan to save the Tasmanian Devils (the team, not the animal) or, at the very least, find Rum'un a new job. We also dig around to find some highlights in what was quite a boring round of football, from Jack Ginnivan's antics and secret meetings to missed kicks and high hits.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod

Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
This week, we are joined by the wonderful Lekdog to discuss how the Mid-Season Draft works, how we would fix it, and if a Mid-Season Trade Period is a good idea. We also get into Round 12, wonder if there is such thing as a good loss, get sad about Cal Ward, and The Falconstein returns! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod

Tuesday May 27, 2025
Tuesday May 27, 2025
This week, we celebrate the fantastic Indigenous pre-show performances of Sir Doug Nicholls's Round and commiserate the growing injury list decimating some clubs. We also delve into the very few good games from the weekend, Chris gets chased by ghosts, Clarky drinks Pickle Juice, Jesse calls Ross a dork, and Cassie comes around on a nighttime Grand Final.Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod

Monday May 19, 2025
Monday May 19, 2025
This week, Jesse sings Creed-aoke, Chris rides his high horse, Clarky really likes the indigenous guernseys, and Cassie has some big news! We are also joined by our podcast-friends, including Alex from They Might Become GIANTS, Rik from Hoops There It Is, Alex from AFLToday (AFLTodayAU), and the infamous Lekdog to convince the next generation to support the correct team. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Bluesky @falconfootypod



